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Date: Fri, 02 Feb 2001 20:05:42 +0100
From: Andreas Heinchen <andreas.heinchen@gmx.de>
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Von http://pcbs13.informatik.uni-stuttgart.de/www/fun/win98.c gibts es
ein Update. Ich habs im Anhang.

Andreas Heinchen

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/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
                         
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
                         
void main() {
  while(!CRASHED){
                         
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
                         
    if (first_time_installation) {
      make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
      do_nothing_loop();     
      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
      make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
      disable_Netscape();
      disable_RealPlayer();
      disable_Lotus_Products();
      hang_system();
    }
                         
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();
                         
    if (still_not_crashed) {
      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      basically_run_windows_3.1();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_nothing_loop();
    }
  }

  if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();
                         
  if (fast_cpu())
    set_wait_states(lots);
                         
  set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
  set_mouse(action, jumpy);
  set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
                         
                         
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
                         
  if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
      else
	system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); 

                           
  while(something) {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    if (rand() < 0.9)
      crash(complete_system);
  }
                         
  create_general_protection_fault();
                         
}
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